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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Sara McPherson {procrastinatrix}</title><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/</link><description>… probably pointless,
but i can’t be stopped.




accusations, love letters, &amp; requests for free therapy? 
send ‘em.
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saramcpherson@gmail
saramcphantastic@aim




craving some additional nonsense?  
i can provide.
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carsickmermaid.muxtape.com</description><generator>Tumblr (saramcpherson)</generator><item><title>"The thing is, I’m only pro-life when it comes to penguins."</title><description>“The thing is, I’m only pro-life when it comes to penguins.” - Sarah</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34507975</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34507975</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 03:16:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Shapes</title><description>Sara:  Can you describe what it looks like?&#13;
Sarah:  Well, it's kind of.... hmmm.  It's sort of the...</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34507583</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34507583</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 03:09:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8w6z8xrA5qCpjpc_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34502615</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34502615</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 01:58:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sarah brought me a What Would A Unicorn Do spin chart folder. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8w6uz1nwhL1e0aD_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sarah brought me a What Would A Unicorn Do spin chart folder.  My favorite options are “Pose on a Windy Cliff” and “Impale Evil Things.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, since it’s a folder, I can put it in my future Trapper Keeper! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34502379</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34502379</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 01:54:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8vsu92k73hHvmLW_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34475415</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34475415</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 19:22:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8vr182cqWBQhhCR_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34472363</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34472363</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 18:32:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8vqioenEk1zrb3I_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34471411</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34471411</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 18:17:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We were all standing around her, scared to leave the room and...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.saramcpherson.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.saramcpherson.com/audio_file/34467573/JBhosIOmM8vod4p8bcpO9egT&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We were all standing around her, scared to leave the room and certain of nothing, and my dad sat down at the edge of her bed with his guitar.  This was the last song he played my mom before she died.</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34467573</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34467573</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 17:17:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Not having my emotions manipulated is such a weird experience."</title><description>“Not having my emotions manipulated is such a weird experience.” - Calvin/Bill...</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34373869</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34373869</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 17:45:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>To Do List</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8u4vry0XsRockvj_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;To Do List</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34364363</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34364363</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 15:24:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Doesn’t life just work out perfectly sometimes?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8u2f9t9GfgoqD3B_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Doesn’t life just work out perfectly sometimes?</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34359542</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34359542</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 14:15:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>so astute</title><description>yourmonkeycalled:  Those cars that honk when you lock them are like people who shout when they...</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34355559</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34355559</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 13:23:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>These guys exhumed someone's skull and used it as a bong.  </title><description>These guys exhumed someone's skull and used it as a bong.  : … A newer, sicker way of getting...</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34323662</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34323662</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 06:10:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Please Do Not Interrupt Dictionary Time.
(Oh, Cricket, my most...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8tl10b6KSRrrGfP_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Please Do Not Interrupt Dictionary Time.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Oh, Cricket, my most enthusiastic model. … I shall never tire of thee.) &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34323531</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34323531</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 06:08:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The only word that can possibly describe this is YES.
Also, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8tkoat8Q6HFyaKg_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The only word that can possibly describe this is YES.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, I must give thanks to those who indulge my appreciation for unicorns, robots, dinosaurs, pirates, and mermaids.   &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34322983</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34322983</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 05:58:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vinh</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/N7P1aU8t58t9k0b2N3q5BujP_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://vinh.tumblr.com/post/34301985" target="_blank"&gt;vinh&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34302508</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34302508</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 00:54:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"If cooking is an art, I think we’re in our Dada phase."</title><description>“If cooking is an art, I think we’re in our Dada phase.” - David Sedaris</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34296733</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34296733</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 23:20:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My garden is happy these days</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8t11ikeFeDnXSB6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My garden is happy these days</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34286749</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34286749</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:49:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fish Foam and Spherified Mango Juice</title><description>Fish Foam and Spherified Mango Juice: The perplexing new endeavors of avante-garde cuisine are...</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34286382</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34286382</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:42:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>To Whomever Is Eating My Garden:
If you’re gonna snack in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/JBhosIOmM8s3qq6bbMW6gzDg_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;To Whomever Is Eating My Garden:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re gonna snack in patterns like &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt;, you’re welcome to whatever you’d like from my yard.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sarita &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34208597</link><guid>http://www.saramcpherson.com/post/34208597</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 05:17:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
