Wed
May
7
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
There are certain times—today, for example—when the To Do list runneth over, yet I am impaired by an astounding lack of motivation. I do not speak of common laziness; rather, this level of inactivity falls somewhere between hibernation and paralysis.
At trying times like these, there is but one auditory solution. It must be used sparingly and responsibly, lest its potency be diminished. Even under normal circumstances, Queen songs are not to be toyed with; were it tangible instead of digital, this motivational gem would best be kept behind a glass door, to be frantically liberated with an ax in case of emergency.
I am referring, of course, to the Flash Gordon theme song.