Mon
May
5
Sterlz, I have to devote three solid weeks to working on my finals, but my house is messy. May I please come move in with you & David and spread my homework across your living room floor and eat your fake meat products and use up your hot water and break your Apple TV and lock us all out and play Rock Band and wear your clothes and pilfer music from your hard drives and assault you with my abominable Russian accent and print scholarly journal articles out on your printer and accidentally leave an inadequately sealed Tupperware of artichoke scraps under your favorite chair and pressure you into adopting this dog that we found on the freeway who needs a loving home?
I may?
Woohoo!