Sara McPherson {procrastinatrix}

... probably pointless,
but i can't be stopped.




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Tue Apr 29
 Oh, Lord yes.  Is the Cheeseburger Phone not the representation of all that is sandwichy and fabulous?  I especially like the Fibonacci-esque arrangement of sesame seeds on the bun.  
I was emoting about the conceptual integrity of said Cheeseburger Phone to my father yesterday, who immediately sent me a link to a site where this phenomenal item can be purchased.  He then assured me that for $16, I couldn’t go wrong, and suggested that I place an order, post-haste.  
I love you, Dad.    
The page notes the phone’s appearance in Juno, when Ellen Page “places a call to a women’s health clinic.”  It’s okay, internet retailers, you can say the word ‘abortion’ in your product description, for I doubt that even the strictest pro-lifers out there could resist the seductive meatiness of the Cheeseburger Phone.
On a side note, I would sort of like to see this redone in titanium, with an illuminated Apple logo on top.  
… And, no, iPhone, I’m not actually cheating on you.  This is just an emotional affair.

 Oh, Lord yes.  Is the Cheeseburger Phone not the representation of all that is sandwichy and fabulous?  I especially like the Fibonacci-esque arrangement of sesame seeds on the bun.  

I was emoting about the conceptual integrity of said Cheeseburger Phone to my father yesterday, who immediately sent me a link to a site where this phenomenal item can be purchased.  He then assured me that for $16, I couldn’t go wrong, and suggested that I place an order, post-haste.  

I love you, Dad.    

The page notes the phone’s appearance in Juno, when Ellen Page “places a call to a women’s health clinic.”  It’s okay, internet retailers, you can say the word ‘abortion’ in your product description, for I doubt that even the strictest pro-lifers out there could resist the seductive meatiness of the Cheeseburger Phone.

On a side note, I would sort of like to see this redone in titanium, with an illuminated Apple logo on top.  

… And, no, iPhone, I’m not actually cheating on you.  This is just an emotional affair.

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