Laptop in the Lunchmeat Drawer
It’s hotter’n Georgia asphalt outside today, folks.
I tried clothes, really I did, but to no avail, so now I’m wearing what amounts to little more than an apron. I’m trying to write a paper, but my computer’s incessant panting and wheezing has reached the point where I’m actually considering granting it a little 10-minute vacation in the refrigerator. The best part is, my cats (for some ungodly reason) have decided that they immediately require Cozy Snuggle Time, and I’m going, “NOT NOW, DAMMIT!” and frantically attempting to detach them from my limbs.
… Oh. Oh, wow. If I hadn’t outed myself as a crazy cat lady before, I have now.