... probably pointless,
but i can't be stopped.
accusations, love letters, & requests for free therapy?
send 'em.
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...still need to up your Daily Bullshit Intake?
Go listen to my rad muxtapes:
QuitHoggingTheCovers.muxtape.com
PleaseCoverMeUp.muxtape.com
Tue
Jul
22
Remember how ice cream cups came with the wooden tongue depressor non-spoons?
Those things were totally the Spork of the dessert world.
“ Observation: I can’t see a thing. Conclusion: Dinosaurs.
Carl Sagan
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Vinh:
I am enjoying a delicious Fruit & Nut medley.
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Sara:
ooh! i heart trail mix!
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Sara:
except raisins-- bleh
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Vinh:
Raisins are the adopted child of the trail mix family.
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Sara:
totally. I also despise the inclusion of peanuts in trail mix
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Sara:
so unnecessary
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Vinh:
Peanuts are the raisins of trail mix
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Sara:
Peanuts and raisins are the peanuts and raisins of trail mix.
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Vinh:
bananas are also the peanuts and raisins of trail mix
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Vinh:
i like them, but only in moderation
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Vinh:
same with those brown round cracker things in Chex Mix and Gardetto's
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Sara:
the rye things
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Vinh:
yes
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Vinh:
but i like eating those
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Vinh:
it completes my snacking experience
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Sara:
they're ugly, though
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Vinh:
Ugly things need love too.
Mon
Jul
21
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Tom Waits - Sea of Love
Dear Tom,
No matter how hoarsely you have to croak out “I do” at our wedding, and no matter how pungently your rumpled tuxedo reeks of a distillery, and no matter how much time you spend banging on obscure instruments in your mildewed studio above the garage while the kids and I sit neglected at the dinner table, I will still marry you.
… ish.
“ Sometimes when I
think about you
my…
I….
lose…
track of
thoughts.
Potato hands.
S.
I use this folder so much at work that I moved it to the front of my files.
I would like my birthday cake this year to look exactly like this, please.
Needless to say, I didn’t order this.
Dear Dad,
imakeoutwithmyiPhone.com is not a porn site. It’s just my upcoming side project with Christopher, who I promise is not a pervert. He’s a web designer, which apparently is totally different!
Anyway, it’s mostly going to be pictures of other people making out with their iPhones.
Love, Sara
