... probably pointless,
but i can't be stopped.
accusations, love letters, & requests for free therapy?
send 'em.
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...still need to up your Daily Bullshit Intake?
Go listen to my rad muxtapes:
QuitHoggingTheCovers.muxtape.com
PleaseCoverMeUp.muxtape.com
Fri
Jul
25
robotsandunicorns:
The world of taxidermied unicorns is limitless and exhilarating. This particular example appears to be watching television very, very closely. My initial instinct was to warn him that it would damage his eyes, and then I remembered that his eyes happen to be marbles.
Taxidermy handiwork by this chick, who describes herself as “One of the few,… Woman California Taxidermist!” (Robot beeps and a big pot of unicorn stew to Marie, for noticing that gem of punctuation failure.)
What, you guys have never been to taxidermy.net? Better get on that shit!
“ Telling someone who procrastinates to buy a weekly planner is like telling someone with chronic depression to just cheer up.
Joseph Ferrari
‘Education’ is the best word to misspell. Nice, Fox News.
Might as well admit it and move on.
Thu
Jul
24
I’m so joining this site.
Gmail, you always make me feel like Harry Potter when I do this.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Peter and the Wolf - Silent Movies (Daytrotter Session, SXSW)
Whenever I get one of those irresistible urges to have a delicious meal in a really horrific environment, I daydream about going to one of these restaurants.
- Gogol is a restaurant in Moscow situated in an underground bunker. You can tell your order’s ready to be picked up when the air raid siren goes off.
- In Taiwan, D.S. Music Restaurant has a hospital motif; beds are used instead of tables, and your drink is dripped into your martini glass via IV tube.
- Taiwan is also home to The Modern Toilet Diner, which needs no further elaboration.
- Upon arriving at Alcatraz, in Tokyo, you’re handcuffed and led to your table in a fake cell. Dinner is delivered through a slot in the door.
Info gleaned from here.
Howdy, Kids! Allow me to force upon you your daily dose of fake band names.
- Pentagrams & Popsicles
- Sequins & Suicide
- Quoi Le Fuck?
Yours Caffeinated,
Sara
In California, it is legal to throw two things out of your vehicle’s window: water and feathers.
Jorge wants to be hardcore, but his mom won’t let him. (via
bullshit)
The problem is not that I don’t know anyone who would appreciate this
remote-control operated Walking, Moaning Zombie; no, it’s that giving this fabulous gift to any one of my friends would send all the others spinning into an envious rage.
