Sara McPherson {procrastinatrix}

... probably pointless,
but i can't be stopped.




accusations, love letters, & requests for free therapy?
send 'em.
*
*
*
saramcpherson@gmail
saramcphantastic@aim





craving some additional nonsense?
i can provide.
*
*
*
saramcpherson.muxtape.com
quithoggingthecovers.muxtape.com
carsickmermaid.muxtape.com
Mon May 12
The thing is, I’m only pro-life when it comes to penguins. Sarah
Comments (View)

Shapes

  • Sara: Can you describe what it looks like?
  • Sarah: Well, it's kind of.... hmmm. It's sort of the shape of quinoa.
  • Sara: You mean... round?
  • Sarah: Oh. Yes.
Comments (View)
Sun May 11
Comments (View)
Sarah brought me a What Would A Unicorn Do spin chart folder.  My favorite options are “Pose on a Windy Cliff” and “Impale Evil Things.”
Also, since it’s a folder, I can put it in my future Trapper Keeper! 

Sarah brought me a What Would A Unicorn Do spin chart folder.  My favorite options are “Pose on a Windy Cliff” and “Impale Evil Things.”

Also, since it’s a folder, I can put it in my future Trapper Keeper! 

Comments (View)
Comments (View)
Comments (View)
Comments (View)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
We were all standing around her, scared to leave the room and certain of nothing, and my dad sat down at the edge of her bed with his guitar.  This was the last song he played my mom before she died.
Comments (View)
Sat May 10
Not having my emotions manipulated is such a weird experience. Calvin/Bill Watterson
Comments (View)
To Do List
To Do List
Comments (View)
Doesn’t life just work out perfectly sometimes?
Doesn’t life just work out perfectly sometimes?
Comments (View)

so astute

yourmonkeycalled:

Those cars that honk when you lock them are like people who shout when they yawn.
Comments (View)
Comments (View)
Please Do Not Interrupt Dictionary Time.
(Oh, Cricket, my most enthusiastic model. … I shall never tire of thee.)

Please Do Not Interrupt Dictionary Time.

(Oh, Cricket, my most enthusiastic model. … I shall never tire of thee.)

Comments (View)
The only word that can possibly describe this is YES.
Also, I must give thanks to those who indulge my appreciation for unicorns, robots, dinosaurs, pirates, and mermaids.   

The only word that can possibly describe this is YES.

Also, I must give thanks to those who indulge my appreciation for unicorns, robots, dinosaurs, pirates, and mermaids.   

Comments (View)